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All 34 Castlevania Games, Ranked from Worst to Best
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Slot machines and “erotic pachinko” (yes, really!) games not included. 34. Castlevania (N64)Even without the troubled development cycle, it’s hard to imagine that anything salvageable could’ve come from the framework seen here. __________ 33. Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 (X360/PS3/PC)A promising reboot of the franchise as a hack-n-slash action game is followed up by a misguided and poorly-made stealth game that accomplishes the rare video game feat of having worse visuals than its predecessor. __________ 32. Castlevania Judgement (Wii)The sloppy motion-controlled fighting would’ve been bad enough, but the terrible character designs and awful story lines–Maria is literally on a quest for bigger boobs–sealed this unfortunate deal. __________ 31. Haunted Castle (Arcade)This...
So who WON'T be in the splendid new season 3 of Twin Peaks?
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Twin Peaks is back, and it hasn't disappointed us. *Phew*. Actually, it's had us more perplexed than ever. *Joy*! Here follows an alphabetical list of characters that according to reports, WON'T be returning in season 3. Can you, as the discerning fan, recognise each and EVERY one? Don Amendolia (Emory Battis) Michael J. Anderson (The little fella in the Lodge) Robert Bauer (Johnny Horne) Frances Bay (Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont) - Sadly deceased David Bowie (Phillip Jeffries) - Sadly deceased John Boylan (Mayor Dwayne Milford) - Sadly Deceased Lara Flynn Boyle/Moira Kelly (Donna Hayward) Ian Buchanan (Dick Tremayne) Victoria Catlin (Blackie...
Prototypes: A top 10 list of collectibles we coveted, but (ordinarily) never got. Damn. 🚫 😍 😎
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Today we’re having a plethora of nostalgic moments, and as such we’re looking back at some collectibles that were so very close to heading out of the factory door for mass release, but then right at the last minute got pulled by the dreaded Death Star tractor beam. Bumseywumsey. Canned. cancelled. Told to f*#k right off. There have been countless collectibles that this has happened to, which is an outright crime against humanity, Skynet and utopian thinking. Yet despair not, Collectorians, as today we are looking at extra special prototypes that we know you'll find very bloody interesting. 1: Rocket Firing...
Bootleg And Rip-Off Toys That'll Make You Think Wowsers... And WTactualF!? 🤔
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Today we're looking at rip-offs and bootlegs. Bootlegs can be very, extremely super amusing and duly make you wonder what the folks behind them were thinking... Well, money is what they were thinking, we know that, but the design choices, the audacity and the overall style make for something that collecting peeps find rather quite alluring. The fact is that bootlegs are rife these days, and aren't slowing down, quite the opposite. Anyway, have a look down below at some of the more amusing bootleg toys that have been found. 1: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mexico has been making Ninja Turtles...